Posts Tagged ‘Blogging’

• Never wear your robe and hood to a Town Hall Meeting
• Whenever anything bad happens, find a way to blame Obama. If nothing bad happens, make something up, and then blame Obama.
• Use labels  like Socialist, Fascist, Communist, Progressive.  It doesn’t matter if you don’t know what they mean
• Accuracy and truth aren’t important.  If you repeat something enough times,  you’ll start believing it yourself.
• You don’t need to watch any TV station except FOX.  They are the only station that tells the truth
• Use words like “idiot”, “moron” and “liar” when describing the President.
• Don’t openly admit that you have a problem with a black man being President. You can get the idea across in subtle ways
• Support Sarah Palin for president.  She’s the most qualified American for the job.  After all, she showed great courage by quitting as governor of Alaska.
• Mention Obama’s middle name “Hussein” every chance you get.
• When blogging, don’t publish comments that correct your facts or disagree with your stand.  Only publish comments from other Teabaggers.  If nobody comments, you can always make up a “reader” with a witty name like “Mr. Anonymous” and enter comments supporting your stand.
• Don’t ever allow a non-Teabagger to speak at a town hall meeting.  Just yell as loud as you can, and claim the first amendment gives you the right to suppress opposing views.  Ignore the fact that the other person has first amendment rights too.
• Accuse the government, and especially the President, of unconstitutional behavior every chance you get.  Don’t worry if you don’t understand the constitution.
• use catchy phrases like “snitch police”, “junk science”, “death panels” and “throwing grandma under the bus”
• Pay no attention to scientific studies regarding health care and climate change.   Facts just get in the way.
• Always present yourself as an expert in everything.  Belittle the actual experts using some of the labels previously mentioned.
• When caught in a lie, just change the subject, preferably by telling another lie.
• Try to convince people that there is a conspiracy between the government and the media (with the exception of Fox News) to strip away all your freedoms.
• Promote Glenn Beck as the person who has the answer to all America’s problems.  His lack of credentials is nothing to worry about.  Try to learn to cry on demand, just like Glenn.